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jephkelley:

The second installation of the funniest tweets of the year, according to me, which, hey why not. This looks longer than it is, but it reads fast. (Now with descriptions of who the hell these people are.) I went back and added descriptions to Part 1, too.

imaudihere. (He’s like a really insane…

…and more!

jephkelley:

The other day I put out a list of the Top 10 Funniest Tweeters, peoples who have obviously dedicated a large part of their lives/miserable existence to writing and saying funny things. I also used a complex algorithm to put that list together, which I won’t get into here because of its…

I was too busy for twitter this year (I also avoided it because my incredibly repetitive, uninspiring environment made me lose my funny), so I missed just about all of these. Laughed my head off just now. I want to get back into the “scene” with all these hilarious people. Have a read.

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Genuine lol. This frog will need therapy when it’s finally released. I shouldn’t laugh. It’s basically rape.

0:33 - 0:38 is the best bit.

sade: I told my mom to eat my ass because I thought it meant to literally take a chunk out of my ass cheek. And I laughed maniacally and my dad was like “THAT’S INAPPROPRIATE” and so I was like “Well…EAT MY ASS, DAD” and laughed some more. Then I turned 14 and found out what it actually meant. 

Oh shit shit shit shit shit. Have you guys heard about this? I think we should all panic and overreact. NO I SAID PANIC AND OVERREACT. ARE YOU NOT LISTENING TO ME!?